Bujho to Jane

Posted by Madhaw Tiwari | 8:57 AM | | 51 comments »

Aapke Bhai Ki Bhabhi Ki...
Saas Ke Bhai Ki Biwi Ki...
Saas Ke Pati Ke Jamai Ke...
Pote Ki Maa Ki Nanand Ka
Bhai Apka kaun Hai???

Right Answer is:

"My Daddy"


And the Top Cracker is RITIKA

51 comments

  1. Anonymous // March 29, 2009 at 6:11 AM  

    Ham hee hain janab

  2. Anonymous // March 30, 2009 at 1:49 AM  

    my father

    Ritika

  3. Anonymous // March 30, 2009 at 1:54 AM  

    n my stupid question is....

    You are in a boat in the middle of a river. You have 2 Cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette. You don't have anything else with you in the boat? How will you do it?

    ritika

  4. संगीता पुरी // March 30, 2009 at 12:33 PM  

    पुरूष है तो खुद है , स्‍त्री है तो बहुत दूर की रिश्‍तेदार।

  5. सबकी कहानी // March 30, 2009 at 7:16 PM  

    main ek serious sawal utha reha hoon ..aur aap behas ko iss mukam par le aate ho...aap bhi unhi logon mein se ho..jo har baat par hans ke apna gham bhulate hai...shukriya hansi barkarar rakhne ke liye

  6. Anonymous // March 30, 2009 at 9:20 PM  

    its me myself!!!!!
    nd waise itna intelliogent ques poochne wala insaaan hai kaun??????

  7. sarparast // March 30, 2009 at 10:24 PM  

    ham hai ya hamare bhaiya hain

    dhanyvaad

  8. मुकेश कुमार तिवारी // March 31, 2009 at 1:12 AM  

    माधव जी,

    बहुत चक्कर हैं इस सवाल में. वैसे मेरे हिसाब से तो वह बंदा उस बंदे का भाई ही होगा, उसके खुदके होने का तो सवाल ही नही उठता.

    मुकेश कुमार तिवारी

  9. Anonymous // January 8, 2010 at 9:41 AM  

    Ek baap apni beti ko gift dekar bola beti bhookh kage to kha lena pyaas lage to pee lena or thand lage to jala dena.
    Tell me what's that.

  10. Anonymous // April 21, 2010 at 4:33 AM  

    Nariyal

  11. pankaj // May 29, 2010 at 12:53 AM  

    me (my self)

  12. piyush // June 2, 2010 at 12:11 PM  

    myself.

  13. piyush // June 2, 2010 at 12:13 PM  

    i comes thrice in a minute, twice in a hour and once in a day......what i am ???

  14. Rohit sinha // July 17, 2010 at 2:45 AM  

    Ek swaal hai ;- wo kya cheez hai jo saal me 1 bar, mahine me 2 bar, hafte me 4 bar, aur din me 6 bar aati hai. Reply must its a CHALLANGE 4U. Please send correct answer my e-mail id (rohitksinha06@yahoo.com) & mob.no-09915171860

  15. sahil // September 25, 2010 at 10:44 PM  

    kya sawal hai. vah bhai vah!

  16. Anonymous // September 27, 2010 at 8:41 AM  

    my brother

    check it its the answer is my brother

    monty

  17. FAISAL* Funter // November 23, 2010 at 10:49 PM  

    Prove It If U R Genius.

    There's A Bus With 7 Girls,

    Each Girl Has 7 Bags,

    In Each Bag, There R 7 Big Cats,

    Each Big Cat Has 7 Little Cats,

    Each Cat Has 4 Legs.

    How Many Legs R Present In The Bus?

  18. FAISAL* Funter // November 23, 2010 at 10:51 PM  

    if u have answer call me fast on my cell no.0092+3452758337

  19. Anonymous // January 1, 2011 at 5:18 AM  

    Bhai jo cheez din main 6 baar aayegi vo tu khud hi soch le saal me 1 hi baar aayegi kya baat kar raha

  20. Anonymous // January 1, 2011 at 5:18 AM  

    Bhai jo cheez din main 6 baar aayegi vo tu khud hi soch le saal me 1 hi baar aayegi kya baat kar raha

  21. Anonymous // September 24, 2011 at 6:12 AM  

    9618 faisal

  22. Anonymous // October 18, 2011 at 6:21 AM  

    October 18,2011 6:13 PM
    JOKE
    Partab singh ne apni biwi se kaha kay bahi kal to

    kammal ho gaya us ki biwi na pocha wo q is ne kaha

    mein Bathroom mein gaya to darwaza khola to

    Light apna app chal pari or jab mein bahair

    nakila or drwaza band kiya to light apna app

    band ho gai. us ki biwi ne kaha "tera Bara

    Gharak" Tu phir se Frig mein pishaab kar aya.....

  23. beegi_palkain // October 22, 2011 at 10:42 AM  

    osmmmmmmmmmm hai bhaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii kia bat hai

  24. bikku // November 7, 2011 at 5:28 AM  

    bhai in puzzles k answerse bhi bta dete to achha hota

  25. Anonymous // December 7, 2011 at 8:57 AM  

    First question ka answer kaise hua??? Mere hisab se toh brother ya self hona chahiye....
    Ritika Ji btao... Explain karke btao...

  26. Anonymous // April 1, 2012 at 11:35 PM  

    67242 legs

  27. shabnam // July 31, 2012 at 12:23 PM  

    238

  28. shabnam // July 31, 2012 at 12:32 PM  

    238

  29. umar farooq // August 22, 2012 at 9:19 PM  

    is ka jawab hai 10990

  30. umar farooq // August 22, 2012 at 9:25 PM  

    "DIN SE ZIADA ROSHAN, RAAT SE ZIADA ANDHERA,KHAO TO HARAM HAI,PIYO TO HILAL HAI,MARD KO ROZANA PAANCH MARTABA BULATA HAI AUR AURAT KO ZINDAGI MAIN EK MARTABA BULATA HAI... JIS KO AATA HAI TO JAWAB BATAO WARNA MAIN KHUD BTAONGA...

  31. Anonymous // August 30, 2012 at 8:52 AM  

    14 legs

  32. Anonymous // November 7, 2012 at 6:02 AM  

    brother

  33. Anonymous // November 7, 2012 at 6:08 AM  

    wo kon sa drakht h jis ki lakdi nai hoty?pata h to btao fasttttttttt.

  34. Yogesh kumar // November 15, 2012 at 8:39 PM  

    Ghar ja ker machis le aayega

  35. Amit Bishnoi // April 27, 2013 at 5:27 AM  

    Tip tip barsa pani
    Pani be aag lagai...
    Aag lagi pani me to
    Maine cigarette jalai

  36. Amit Bishnoi // April 27, 2013 at 5:30 AM  

    Tip tip barsa pani
    Pani be aag lagai...
    Aag lagi pani me to
    Maine cigarette jalai

  37. Sarbaz Baloch // July 25, 2013 at 8:58 AM  

    Wo kia hain jo 1 hai to2 nai jo 2 hain to 3 nai jo 3hain to 4 nai jo 4 hain to 5 nai jo 5 hain to 6 nai jo 6 hain to 7 nai aur jo 7hain to 8 nai full challenge all over the world reply if u r intelligent Sarbaz Baloch from Balochistan

  38. jashan preet // August 5, 2013 at 6:56 AM  

    andhe ki sister ko bola utha kar le gya , ab gunga andhe ko ye kaise batayega................ tell me................

  39. Mohammed Tafheem // August 17, 2013 at 2:06 PM  

    10976

  40. Mohammed Tafheem // August 17, 2013 at 2:06 PM  

    Is it correct?

  41. SADAM GUL KHOSO // September 16, 2013 at 9:49 PM  


    1. ek cricket match mei last wicket last over k 3 bal rehte hain do batsman crease pe
    khare hain dono 94 pe khare hain in dono bastam ko century karni hai or match bhi win karna hai
    2.ek janwar bilkul kute jesa par uske 3 per hain. woh kia hai?
    3.ek admi ek deewar be khara hai us agli deewar tak puhchna hai distance takreeban 6 feet hai
    or us admi k pass 4 feet do tkhte hai woh in kese istmal karke us paar jaega?
    4.ek aam (mango) ka garden hai jis ke 7 darwaze hain ..har ek darwaze pe chokidar hain
    woh admi andar ata hai ek shart pe k jitna b aam waha se usne toore unka adha chokidaron ko dena hai ..
    or us admi k bhi ek shart hai k main sab ko adha adha dunga lekin tum sab se ek aam wapsi lunga
    or woh jtne am nikalega utne hi lejaega ...batain usne kitna aam toor (note saton darwanze hi cross karna hain)

  42. sakil // October 18, 2013 at 3:35 AM  

    sawal hai jawab dena woh kya cheej hai jo saal me 1 bar mahine me 4bar hafte me 6bar aur din me 2 bar aati hai

  43. sagar singh rathore // November 5, 2013 at 7:11 AM  

    can you explain?

  44. Sachin Dalal // February 9, 2014 at 7:57 PM  

    Bujo to janu:
    Aisi konsi cheej he jo pili pili he
    Khane ke liye nhi bni he
    Gold ki bhi nhi he
    Par phir bhi hum khate he
    NW tell me???

  45. raju // June 18, 2014 at 12:39 AM  

    (BROTHER) not father
    apke bhai (YOUR BROTHER) ki bhabhi (YOUR BHABHI) ki saas (YOUR MOTHER) ke bhai (YOUR MAMA) ki biwi YOUR MAMI) ke saas (YOUR NANI) ke pati (YOUR NANA) ka jamai (YOUR FATHER) ke pote (YOUR BHATEEJA) ki maa (YOUR BHABHI) ki nanand (YOUR SISTER) ka bhai ? (YOUR BROTHER)

  46. SYED WASEEM // June 24, 2014 at 7:23 AM  

    154 legs

  47. SYED WASEEM // June 24, 2014 at 7:33 AM  

    woh kaun se cheez hai sone ke baad aur jagne se pehle karte hai

  48. SYED WASEEM // June 24, 2014 at 7:41 AM  

    odd number

  49. Anonymous // July 17, 2014 at 10:48 PM  

    Coconut

  50. Anonymous // July 17, 2014 at 10:51 PM  

    The answer is odd numbers year= 12 ... the '1' is odd (that's 1)month = 4 weeks, so there's 2 odd weeks '1' and '3' (that's 2) Week = 7 days... 1,3,5,and7 are odd (that's 4) day =12 hours ... 1,3,5,7,9,11 are odd (...that's 6)

    -----aBhIrAj...!!

  51. Anonymous // July 17, 2014 at 11:03 PM  

    Pahili jalati cigarette se second wala bhi jala sakata he....!!!

    ------aBhIrAj... :-)

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